Alien Thoughts

2017-01-05 00:08
The revised Computer Crime Act has introduced the novel offence of ‘distorted information’.  Once the Act comes into force, any information which is transmitted online, like these articles, and which is deliberately false, can serve as the basis for a criminal prosecution. 
2016-11-23 03:10
Years and years ago, when I was still trying to figure out who really ruled the world (I now know – it’s misogynistic, racist, bigoted braggarts with strange hair and an even stranger attitude to the truth), an unusual thing happened in Thailand.  The civilian government of the day suddenly found a sliver of spine and tried to tell the military that their lethal-toys-for-the-feral-boys budget might not be as excessive as they wished.  Predictable outrage from personages with starch-pressed uniforms and ditto minds.
2016-11-13 15:01
I assume we’ve all seen the video clip where Acharanat Ariyaritwikol drags an unresisting Kittisak Singto across Charoen Krung by the lapels, acting purely out of self-defence of course. He then punches him in the face 3 times because he thought he had a gun or a knife (a manoeuvre that is guaranteed to protect the puncher from being shot or knifed by the punchee).  And finally he screams at him to kowtow to the broken tail light on his treasured Mini Countryman (which indeed cost a treasure) (And before we go any further, let me note the confusing names in this case.
2016-11-04 01:05
Perhaps I should take the opportunity of these troubled times to clear my conscience. It was the coronation of the person who has taken over the mantle of the longest-reigning monarch in the world.  I was a pre-schooler still trying to figure out how the world worked. One thing that I couldn’t figure out was why, if I wasn’t old enough for real school, I still had to go to Sunday school.  Only much later in life did I learn the delights of the Sunday afternoon naps that my father enjoyed while I was sent to The Schoolroom.
2016-09-23 22:45
A first-year Kasetsart University student was put in a coma after a near-drowning in a pond at the university’s Sri Racha campus. The university authorities strenuously denied claims on social media that this was part of a freshman hazing activity that went wrong.  Anonymous posts (from, it must be said, suspiciously distant places) say that the freshman was ordered or challenged by senior students to go into the pond to wash himself after being muddied in other hazing activities.
2016-08-20 12:12
You have nothing to lose but your chains!  Unless you vote to hang on to them of course, which is what the good citizens of Thailand seem to have done. Let’s move backwards through the process to see where it all went wrong.
2016-07-26 11:42
Ah, Ebbw Vale!  That evocative name that conjures up the once biggest steelworks in Europe, the socialist ghosts of Aneurin Bevan and Michael Foot, and the gross affront to common sense that is Welsh spelling. Then the steel industry collapsed and the coal mines were savaged by Thatcher’s anti-unionism.  By the beginning of this century Ebbw Vale’s people suffered chronic unemployment and its land suffered the toxic legacy of its industrial heyday.
2016-06-28 14:55
Election Commissioner Somchai Srisuthiyakorn has attempted to put the kibosh on plans by the UDD to monitor the upcoming referendum.  That much was entirely predictable.  What was more surprising was the legal justification that he gave for saying that they couldn’t do it. He is reported to have said that the Referendum Act did not expressly permit it.  But saying so you can’t do something if the law doesn’t explicitly permit you to do it – that’s complete bullshit. 
2016-06-08 09:25
The future of Wat Ratha Dharma Nun has been cast into further question by the discovery of yet more grisly evidence of corpses of democracy and apparent links to the shadowy world of international dictatorship trafficking.
2016-05-31 12:02
In a police station in northern Bangkok So we’ve got the arrest warrant and that’s OK? Double checked. All the right signatures.  No spelling mistakes. OK, good, so I think the way is clear, we just go in and … Hang on, have you seen the pictures on the front page? No.  Why? They’ve parked two excavators right in front of the gates. So that’s put the mockers on that.  How do we get in now?  We’ll have to call it all off again.  Pity.

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