<p><img alt="" src="https://farm1.staticflickr.com/447/19419515760_089da56375.jpg" /></p> <p>Ladies and, er, …</p> <p>Start again.</p> <p>One hundred and nine gentlemen.&nbsp; Captain Yu-er Phuct and his 218-member cabin crew would like to welcome you aboard this China Repatriation Airlines flight to Life Imprisonment.&nbsp; We look forward to serving you in the best traditions of Chinese human rights.</p>