<p><em>A small tornado bursts through the door of the meeting room</em><em>.&nbsp; And stops dead in its tracks</em><em>.</em></p> <p>‘Where is everyone?’</p> <p>‘Sir?’</p> <p>‘Why is there no one here?&nbsp; There’s supposed to be a meeting.’</p> <p>‘Quite so, sir.’</p> <p>‘I rushed like mad to get here on time and look, by my watch I am in fact a bit late.’</p> <p>‘Late, sir?&nbsp; But the meeting isn’t scheduled to start for another quarter of an hour.’</p> <p>‘What are you talking about?&nbsp; Look here, my watch says I’m ten min-&nbsp; Oh.&nbsp; Two hours and ten minutes late.’</p>